

Incidentally, I’ll probably text posting a lot more after a certain blog unfollows me, and I can change my URL to regain some privacy. So, if you like my rants (& those occasional times when I write something that’s not a musing or outburst of anger at the world - indeed, something approaching a short story or a dreadful poem), then congratulations! Alternatively, if you just follow me because of the things I reblog, commiserations. Those aspects will still be there, just hopefully matched by more writing.
Also, if the aforementioned blog doesn’t stop following me, I’ll have to take some sort of other action. I may just make another tumblr under a new email, I may delete this one, or I may just create a private other blog (which may or may not have a password on it) and then give that out to any of you who actually want it.
There are no cute couples. There are some couples that do actually have the odd, genuine, cute moment, but they are few and far between. Couples who attempt to be cute almost always fail to do so, instead coming across as sickeningly cloying. What usually passes for cute is a kind of forced sweetness which, while fairly standard practice in private between couples, does not translate well into the real world when others are around.
Therefore, I beseech those of you in relationships; don’t try to be cute. Don’t do it in photos, don’t do it when you talk, don’t do it ever. All it does is prevent you from being considered a cool couple - that is, one that the rest of us can actually enjoy being around.
So once more, I implore you, keep the embarrassing attempts at being ‘cute’ between yourselves, so that only you have to bear witness to the immense cringey-ness. This might lead to us actually wanting to be around both of you at the same time, and not wishing fervently that one or both of you were elsewhere.
(Just wanted to make clear: this is not about any one couple, more about my general contempt for the manner in which most people in relationships seem to act at the moment. Oh, and for those people who reblog endless photos of posing couples, or ship character relationships where all the ‘cute’ moments are so contrived it’s ridiculous.)

This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.
if that’s true, then wow - if not, it’s bloody good anyway
(Source: juanfranciscocasas.com, via thelittlethieves)
big up to those of you still following me, that said, I doubt I’ll get back to posting regularly for at least a month and a half, so you’ve been forewarned